
A lovely hampton gathering
Stuff Rich People Love
Price: This one’s on me
There is a world of spending that 99% of people know nothing about, a world filled with stuff rich people love. Sure, you’ve heard of Rolex and Cartier but what about Panerai and Patek? Ferrari and Lamborghini…how about Bugatti and Maybach? Do you know what a Hampton’s beach house rents for in August? Which club should you belong to…if you are old money? Which yacht, hotel, resort or private island do the ultra wealthy prefer? In this world there is expensive and then there is outrageous!
At the very least, I am providing myself with fodder for the next social gathering I attend. It is small talk, hopefully interesting and mind bogglingly extravagant. It will be invaluable next time I am faced with a pretentious moron. I will definitely uncover snippets that we’ve never heard of and that we’ve never dreamed of!
Enjoy!
Chas Underwood III
Hi i am very interested in becoming an escort if that’s possible? I’m a classy sexy blonde with piercing green eyes and a passion for life.
Really? Sounds interesting… I love green eyes. Shoot me a reply. Give me your email or some contact info. I’m a self-made millionare, and I use this website as a kind of shopping list… oh god that’s embarrassing.
Keep this up :D
Chas
Long time reader first time poster. I’m a regular Joe and about a year ago started a serious relationship with a wealthy girl. She has a luscious body and a brain. The perfect combo, right?
Yes, it is right. Winning.
Simply brilliant! Stumbled upon a comment you left on another blog and I was intreged to say the least! Glad I dropped by, your wit and sarcasm made me laugh! Keep up the good work! x
You were intreged? Sounds painful.
wish you’d keep this up — get back into it!
Loved the way you put it across… enjoyed each line of this site!! good job…or lets say.. “zehr gut”… (trying to copy the rich!!)
-Sagar Palekar.
The Rich Kid Toy… it Fly’s and is a sports car also, 300 MPH and “FUN”!
Hey I just found this, it’s pretty hilarious. If you’re still here, check this out: http://www.uppityshirts.com/ritch.shtml
I like your writing style genuinely enjoying this website .
WOWZERZ LOL
Check it out. SRPL is featured on LOLbyte!
http://lolbyte.com/
Also check out what’s called “Gastronomia Molecular” (Molecular Gastronomy or Culinology). There’s a restaurant in Spain called El Bulli. The chef is supposedly a ‘scientist’, tickling your taste g-spots at the molecular level.
I love your disdain for everything symbolizing human excellence, superhuman craftsmanship, and anti-populist. You take Emily Post’s Book of Etiquette (hint hint for a new blog post) and give it a nice healthy dose of crack. Oops, sorry. Cocaine–Pure Grade A.
LOVE your site…hilarious! Keep it up!
Keep up the good work., Fun to read stories on your blog.
Here is one I really enjoy One of the best ones around.
http://www.thelifeofluxury.com/
I clicked your name on a WordPress forum, and haven’t looked back since. Hilarious.
How about decorated toilet paper. And, I don’t just mean pink Andrex.
Funny stuff. I know you just copied SWPL, but it funny stuff… Why not piggyback? I may have to start Stuff Broke People Like, piggyback you…but I probably already missed the boat.
Funny Blog! I might put a link up on my site.
http://www.DanielDickey.com
Pretty funny blog. Rich people are awful. Although I wouldn’t mind the job.
While I was traveling, I found out that rich people like talking about how virtuous they are and how they could live without it all if they really wanted.
Another observation is that they like talking about Asia and Africa like they’ve actually been there.
I’m not rich and I’m not white but feel free to check out my blog from time to time. I don’t mean to spam but it may be interesting for you to read. =)
Cheers.
http://jokidoki.wordpress.com
I like how you’re just copying images from Google image search and spouting off the most obvious of common sense. You haven’t met anybody rich or done anything remotely related to your articles. If you were, the articles you post would have included pictures of yourself or more first-hand information compared to the Wikipedia drivel you copy-and-paste here.
You’re not entitled, you’re not “providing [yourself] with fodder for the next social gathering I attend,” and you’re not rich. You’re just another person making a fake facade on the internet lying to everyone about your non-existent lifestyle when you’re actually just stuck behind the keyboard making no impact in life, equating your happiness to the number of comments you can get. You’re not fooling anybody.
DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS HAHAHAHAHA
Oh, wait I didn’t realize this site was a joke. Sorry for the mistake!
*clap* *clap* *clap*
Always a must-read, Charles. Terrific writing and marvelous content. Thanks for the inspiration.
Didn’t you just rip off http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com ?
Hi Kelsey, thanks for reading! Imitation is the highest form of flattery and I love Christian’s site http://StuffWhitePeopleLike.com. He was a huge help when I started writing my blog and he gave some terrific advice about building some of the pages. Both reasons why I include links back to his site.
Check out http://humor.alltop.com for other examples of sites he has inspired! The least creative is “White Stuff People Like”, but it is hilarious!
“Imitation is the highest form of flattery”
Not when it is plagiarism. Chas ripped off both http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/ and my site, http://stuffrichpeoplelike.blogspot.com/. I may have not updated my site in ages, but this site is a clear copy of mine. As the owner I suggest that you make some drastic changes or I will notify both WordPress and Blogspot of intellectual property infringement.
Like the blog Chas, keep it up. I’m writing one about the various characters we encounter throughout our everyday lives here in the US of A. Check it out if you’re ever bored:
http://youareamerica.wordpress.com
Peace and love,
Li’l Seezie
This site is a new favorite of mine. Simply fantastic to read.
Another idea for a blog post could be to research the bathrooms of the rich and fabulous. I’m sure silk toilet paper and gold faucets are common with the uncommon.
Great site…..thanks for stopping by mine so I had a link…
amazing blog…keep up the good work :D