Suspenders Price: Chaffed Nipples There are two types of people in the world, those that wear suspenders and those that do not. In the former group there are two types of people, rich men and everyone else. While everyone else is quite broad it includes notable and questionably valuable members of society like clowns, satirical television [...]
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#86 – Suspenders
Posted in Fashion & Accessories, Luxury, tagged comedy, fashion, funny, humor, James Bond, Luxury, stuff rich people love, suspenders, wealth on April 19, 2010 | 5 Comments »
#85 – Enormous Fancy Hats
Posted in Art, Fashion & Accessories, Luxury, tagged champagne, comedy, fashion, funny, giant hats, hats, humor, Luxury, stuff rich people love, wealth on April 5, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Enormous Fancy Hats Price: Vitamin D Deficiency Among the many things that rich people like to own, gigantic floppy hats are among the most baffling. Unlike other fashionable accoutrements, intended to flatter a wealthy belle’s beauty, the hat hides rather than showcases the extensive plastic surgery that the trophy wife has undergone. In fact, when [...]
#84 – Designer Cupcakes
Posted in Art, Food, Food & Drink, Lifestyle, Luxury, tagged Art, comedy, cooking, cupcakes, dessert, funny, humor, Luxury, stuff rich people love, wealth on March 22, 2010 | 2 Comments »
Designer Cupcakes Price: $36 a dozen Prevailing wisdom dictates that little girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Spend some time in a trendy shopping district and you will soon find that this is largely due to designer cupcakes, emphasis on the sugar and light on the nice. Thankfully, for the financially [...]
#83 – Flying First Class
Posted in Aircraft, Drink, Food, Food & Drink, Leisure & Vacation, Lifestyle, Luxury, Personal Services, Travel, tagged champagne, comedy, first class, funny, humor, Luxury, stuff rich people love, Travel, wealth on February 16, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Flying First Class Price: Your First Born, Their Pocket Change Flying isn’t natural. As they say, “If God had meant you to fly he would have given you wings”, Icarus learned this the hard way. Of course, when they said this, they were probably referring to economy class where the masses are crammed into uncomfortable [...]
#81 – Being Aghast
Posted in Art, Lifestyle, Luxury, tagged comedy, etiquette, funny, humor, Luxury, manners, rare books, stuff rich people love, wealth on January 18, 2010 | 2 Comments »
Being Aghast Price: Insufferable Indignation Everyone knows that the world is full of tidbits that are surprising and unusual. Most of these fall under the category of things that you would never do; these include wearing a t-shirt to a job interview emblazoned with the slogan “You don’t buy beer, you rent it”, streaking and tattooing one’s [...]


