Bottled Water Price: Two Parts Hydrogen, One Part Oxygen Water is the proverbial elixir of life. Like the nouveau riche, its natural form is colorless, odorless and tasteless. Water is the perfect drink on a hot summer day, can be frozen and for billions around the globe turning on the tap is as complex as [...]
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#74 – Bottled Water
Posted in Art, Drink, Fashion & Accessories, Food & Drink, Luxury, tagged bottled water, comedy, Evian, Fiji, funny, humor, Luxury, stuff rich people love, Voss, water filter, water filtration, wealth on November 30, 2009 | 1 Comment »
#73 – Cooking Classes
Posted in Art, Drink, Food, Food & Drink, Leisure & Vacation, Lifestyle, Luxury, Travel, tagged comedy, cooking, cooking classes, funny, humor, kitchen, Michelin Guide, New York Times, stuff rich people love on November 26, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Cooking Classes Price: Trip to the Lipo Clinic Despite the trappings of fabulous wealth, life can become predictable and eventually dull for the rich. Fortunately there is a world of exhilarating hobbies available to the wealthy that aim to inspire before the doldrums of life consume them. For most people, hobbies like skydiving, bungee jumping, [...]
#72 – Scotch
Posted in Drink, Food & Drink, Lifestyle, Luxury, tagged booze, comedy, cougars, funny, humor, Luxury, scotch, stuff rich people love, wealth on November 23, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Scotch Price: Years of practice The first time that you tried scotch it may have tasted like the perfect blend of paint thinner and ass. As every frat boy knows, if it tastes like ass, turn it around. While this advice may work in some situations it is unlikely to alter this alcohol-based assault on [...]
#70 – Personal Chefs
Posted in Drink, Food, Food & Drink, Lifestyle, Luxury, Personal Services, tagged chef, comedy, cooking, funny, hell's kitchen, humor, Luxury, personal chef, stuff rich people love, wealth on November 16, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Personal Chefs Price: Saving the gratuity If you are like most people, you know that dinner can be as simple as boiling water, opening a box of macaroni, adding milk and butter then mixing orange powder to creamy perfection. At worst, choosing fancy ketchup is as complicated as any meal gets. Sadly, rich people do [...]
#69 – Butlers
Posted in Drink, Fashion & Accessories, Lifestyle, Luxury, Personal Services, tagged batman, bruce wayne, butlers, comedy, funny, humor, servants, stuff rich people love, wealth on November 9, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Butlers Price: Tolerating Fake British Accents Most people will never understand the trials and tribulations that rich people cope with daily. While country mansions, yachts, wine cellars, exotic cars and private islands sound appealing to most, it is easy to forget that not having a job means plenty of free time which “simply must be [...]


