Scotch Price: Years of practice The first time that you tried scotch it may have tasted like the perfect blend of paint thinner and ass. As every frat boy knows, if it tastes like ass, turn it around. While this advice may work in some situations it is unlikely to alter this alcohol-based assault on [...]
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#72 – Scotch
Posted in Drink, Food & Drink, Lifestyle, Luxury, tagged booze, comedy, cougars, funny, humor, Luxury, scotch, stuff rich people love, wealth on November 23, 2009 | 2 Comments »
#70 – Personal Chefs
Posted in Drink, Food, Food & Drink, Lifestyle, Luxury, Personal Services, tagged chef, comedy, cooking, funny, hell's kitchen, humor, Luxury, personal chef, stuff rich people love, wealth on November 16, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Personal Chefs Price: Saving the gratuity If you are like most people, you know that dinner can be as simple as boiling water, opening a box of macaroni, adding milk and butter then mixing orange powder to creamy perfection. At worst, choosing fancy ketchup is as complicated as any meal gets. Sadly, rich people do [...]
#69 – Butlers
Posted in Drink, Fashion & Accessories, Lifestyle, Luxury, Personal Services, tagged batman, bruce wayne, butlers, comedy, funny, humor, servants, stuff rich people love, wealth on November 9, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Butlers Price: Tolerating Fake British Accents Most people will never understand the trials and tribulations that rich people cope with daily. While country mansions, yachts, wine cellars, exotic cars and private islands sound appealing to most, it is easy to forget that not having a job means plenty of free time which “simply must be [...]
#65 – Rehab
Posted in Drink, Fashion & Accessories, Food & Drink, Leisure & Vacation, Lifestyle, Luxury, Personal Services, tagged cirque lodge, comedy, drugs, funny, humor, passages, promises, rehab, sex, stuff rich people love on October 15, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Rehab Price: Potential Sunburn A few months after grey became the new black, rehab became the new grey. The only thing more fashionable than checking into rehab is friends and family hosting an intervention before checking into rehab. This is the highest compliment that rich people can pay one another as it says they care, [...]
#63 – Pool Boys
Posted in Art, Drink, Fashion & Accessories, Food & Drink, Lifestyle, Luxury, Personal Services, Real Estate, tagged abercrombie, cabana boy, comedy, funny, humor, pool boy, stuff rich people love, summer fun, wealth on October 8, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Pool Boys Price: Frequent Visitors Everyone knows that rich people love trophy wives and private nurses. These wealthy playthings only cater to half the world’s wealth and ignore the indulgences of the fairer sex. Unlike men who believe that a pleasurable pastime is chasing a small white ball across acres of manicured grass, women have [...]
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