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#68 – Mounting Animals

Posted in Art, Leisure & Vacation, Luxury, Real Estate, Sport, Travel, tagged , , , , , , , , , , on October 29, 2009 | 1 Comment »

Mounting Animals
Price: Losing Vegan Friends
Rich people love to mount animals. Please dislodge your mind from the gutter, if you gasped know that taxidermy is alive and well. Hunting has always been a favorite pastime of the wealthy and as long as there are automatic weapons, ammunition and animals obliviously wandering their natural habitat, they will [...]

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#67 – Honorary Degrees

Posted in Fashion & Accessories, tagged , , , , , , , on October 26, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Honorary Degrees
Price: “Donations”
Honorary degrees are the academic equivalent of a blowjob after an expensive meal. In exchange for the celebrity and notoriety that a public visit brings to a university campus, the Dean will present framed parchment to the wealthy guest which is certainly more appropriate than dropping to their knees out of gratitude for [...]

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#66 – Nannies

Posted in Fashion & Accessories, Lifestyle, Luxury, Personal Services, tagged , , , , , , , , on October 19, 2009 | 3 Comments »

Nannies
Price: Bribing INS
“Hola”, “kamusta” and occasionally “Reespek mon” are important foreign phrases that every rich person knows. While foreign languages used by the rich tend to be more highbrow than the native tongues of Mexico, The Philippines and Jamaica respectively, the wealthy like to communicate with the nanny no matter how long she has been [...]

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#65 – Rehab

Posted in Drink, Fashion & Accessories, Food & Drink, Leisure & Vacation, Lifestyle, Luxury, Personal Services, tagged , , , , , , , , , on October 15, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Rehab
Price: Potential Sunburn
A few months after grey became the new black, rehab became the new grey. The only thing more fashionable than checking into rehab is friends and family hosting an intervention before checking into rehab. This is the highest compliment that rich people can pay one another as it says they care, they want [...]

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#64 – Prescription Drugs

Posted in Fashion & Accessories, Food & Drink, Leisure & Vacation, Lifestyle, Luxury, Personal Services, Travel, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 13, 2009 | 1 Comment »

Prescription Drugs
Price: A Trip to Rehab
The lives of rich people can be very difficult. Suppose the maid needs a day off or the nanny wants to take the long weekend to see family and friends, what then? The trials and tribulations that disrupt wealthy lives is a long and distinguished list; choosing spas, hiring pool [...]

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