White Pants Price: No Condiments or Red Wine As summer draws to a close, the sun finally sets on another season of rocking the white pants. Labor Day is just around the corner so it seems like the right time to reflect and revisit questions like “dude, what the f*&k are you wearing?” While women [...]
Archive for August, 2009
#58 – White Pants
Posted in Art, Fashion & Accessories, Lifestyle, Luxury, tagged comedy, fashion, funny, humor, labor day, love boat, stuff rich people love, wealth, white pants on August 31, 2009 | 4 Comments »
#57 – Monocles
Posted in Fashion & Accessories, Jewellery, Lifestyle, Luxury, tagged comedy, eccentric, funny, hogans heroes, humor, James Bond, monocles, nascar, stuff rich people love, wealth on August 28, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Monocles Price: Single-Eyed Vision There are a lot of things that rich people love that are cool. There are also things that rich people like that are ridiculous. Monocles are ridiculous and only rich people or TV bad guys wear them. If you find yourself facing someone with a single lens wedged into their eye [...]
#56 – Trophy Wives
Posted in Fashion & Accessories, Lifestyle, Luxury on August 26, 2009 | 8 Comments »
Trophy Wives Price: About 4 Carats Rich people love trophy wives. Trophy wives mark an important milestone in every overweight, middle-aged, balding, sports car driving, midlife crisis ridden wealthy male. After years of living off the proceeds of their trust fund, there comes a time in every fabulously rich man’s life that he needs to [...]
#55 – Scorning New Money
Posted in Cars, Cars, Boats and Miscellaneous, Fashion & Accessories, Lifestyle, Luxury, tagged comedy, funny, humor, new money, old money, opera, stuff rich people love, UFC, wealth on August 24, 2009 | 6 Comments »
Scorning New Money Price: Rich Grandparents To most, someone with stacks of Ben Franklins is wealthy and money is money but for rich people there is ‘old money’ and there is ‘new money’. Old money smells like rich mahogany, leather bound books and has always had money while new money went to public school, didn’t [...]
#54 – Quoting Literature
Posted in Art, Luxury, tagged aristotle, comedy, dante, funny, humor, literature, plato, quotations, quotes, shakespeare, socrates, stuff rich people love, wealth, wilde on August 20, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Dictionary of Quotations Price: $4.99 When speaking with the wealthy it will become immediately obvious that rich people love to quote literature. In fact, it is so common that what you call quoting, they call normal conversation. You will know you are in the presence of the upper crust when you hear someone drop the [...]


