Receiving Awards Price: Showing Up Rich people love recognition as long as there is a gala to honor them and aesthetically pleasing hardware to legitimize and advertise their achievements. With tens of millions of awards available, finding a niche to fit their talent is easy for the wealthy. Publicly, they will downplay their achievement and then [...]
Archive for July, 2009
#46 – Receiving Awards
Posted in Lifestyle, Luxury, tagged awards, comedy, funny, Henry Kravis, humor, India, KKR, Nobel, stuff rich people love, wealth on July 30, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
#45 – Trendy Diets
Posted in Drink, Fashion & Accessories, Food, Food & Drink, Lifestyle, Luxury, Personal Services, tagged acai berry diet, atkins, comedy, diet, disney world, Drink, Food, funny, humor, Luxury, nutrition, south beach diet, stuff rich people love, wealth, weight loss on July 29, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Trendy Diets Price: Self Control Alright, to be fair nobody loves diets but at some point everyone fantasizes about losing weight. For most people this is something they admit to, usually over beer and a large pizza, but never do anything about. The rich don’t have that luxury. To fit in with rich people, women must always [...]
#44 – Pretending To Empathize
Posted in Lifestyle, Luxury, Personal Services, Real Estate, tagged empathy, Luxury, nanny, stuff rich people love, sympathy, wealth on July 28, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Pretending To Empathize Price: Loss of Self Awareness Rich people love to empathize with anyone in earshot. The fact is they have no experience with everyday problems but will pretend to care because it is the proper thing to do. A rich person’s idea of empathy is taking your problem and relating it to a [...]
#43 – Nose Jobs
Posted in Art, Fashion & Accessories, Lifestyle, Luxury, Personal Services, tagged beverly hills, botox, doctors, Luxury, marijuana, nose jobs, plastic surgery, rhinoplasty, stuff rich people love on July 27, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Rhinoplasty Price: $8,000 Nose jobs are as common among the rich as coke addictions among strippers; everyone has had one or will get one soon. Rich people love plastic surgery and it is nose jobs that are most common. I know what you are thinking, what about liposuction, stomach stapling, tummy tucks, chemical peels, lip [...]
#42 – Being Right
Posted in Art, Lifestyle, Luxury, Sport, tagged arguments, being right, boarding school, comedy, debate, debate team, disagreements, funny, humor, Luxury, nannies, stuff rich people love on July 24, 2009 | 1 Comment »
High School Debate Team Price: Failed Friendships Rich people love to be right. I don’t mean they like to get the right answer, I mean fighting tooth and nail to prove that the sky is green and the grass is blue. This stubborn, unyielding pugilism comes from years of people submitting to their opinions because [...]


